College Attended by Trump Closing; Sheer Academic Embarrassment Blamed for Failure
Officials at Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania threw in the towel today, as the mockery and laughter became too much, and students demanded refunds because employers just snickered at the prospect of hiring someone ‘as dumb as Trump’. Established in 1881, the business school once
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Pumpkin banned by Trump
Winter is here. And so are the colds, allergies and sinus infections. Families and healthcare institutes will be preparing themselves for a torrent of these infections. It is always better
Alabama Trump Supporters Await ‘All Clear’ from Trump on Hurricane Dorian
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Butthole Sunning – A new weapon in the war against drones
Drone pilots repelled by butthole sunning trend. Is it safe?
Sharpy Weather Map Shows Florida in Path of Snowstorm
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Moscow Mitch McConnell Goes Under Cover
The heat is on – and ‘Moscow’ Mitch is on the job, attending meetings disguised as Mike Pence’s mother… but not Pence’s wife (whom he
Mrs. Pence Finds Stain on Mike Pence’s Blue Suit; Want Divorce
In an ironic flashback to the days of Monica Lewinsky and the Clinton impeachment hearings, Mike Pence is facing an “impeachment” of his own. Mike’s
