Moscow Mitch McConnell Goes Under Cover

The heat is on – and ‘Moscow’ Mitch is on the job, attending meetings disguised as Mike Pence’s mother… but not Pence’s wife (whom he calls ‘Mother’), but his real mother.

If you think that’s confusing, you should see the look on Mitch’s face when he had to figure out which bathroom to use.

His taxpayer funded getting allows him to move about the city and government buildings without being bothered with pesky questions from the citizens, such as, “Why the fuck aren’t you doing your job?” and “Why are you doing nothing while kids are dying in mass shootings?”

We have not been able to confirm rumors that he has been offered job as a spokeswoman for Depends adult diapers.