Butthole Sunning – A new weapon in the war against drones

Hikers and campers who are fed up with the noise and intrusion of privacy caused by the proliferation of consumer sized drones have found a new and effective weapon: Butthole sunning.

Thinly disguised as a “holistic therapy”, drone enthusiasts have become increasingly alarmed by incidents of spontaneous butthole sunning, especially out in nature near hiking trails and campgrounds.

A drone pilot who wished to remain anonymous told us about his experience:
“I was flying along, watching the beautiful scenery in my monitor, and suddenly I see lots of white, with brown in the middle. I pull back, and realize that I’m new staring into someone’s butthole. I was so shocked that I became dizzy and dropped my controller. I could have crashed the drone”.

While the FAA refused to comment on this issue, despite this reporter sending them numerous photos and videos, some even with music to make them more pleasant, some do consider it a safety issue. Across the US, reports continue to be filed of drone pilots who see their drone and immediately disrobe and expose themselves, legs in the air.