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5atire.com is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways.  All news articles contained within 5atire.com are probably fiction, and presumably fake news, but are assuredly hilarious.

Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.  Mindblowing, eh?