Officials at Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania threw in the towel today, as the mockery and laughter became too much, and students demanded refunds because employers just snickered at the prospect of hiring someone ‘as dumb as Trump’.
Established in 1881, the business school once was considered one of the most prestigious in the world, with famous names all over its roster like maggots on a dropped hot dog. Things changed when Trump was elected in 2016, and the world was horrified at the new president’s extreme ignorance in every educational category, especially English.
The school went into information lockdown as reporters scrambled to find out how Trump could possibly have received a college degree when his vocabulary and business knowledge proved to be at the 4th grade level. Things got worse when live TV broadcasts showed Trump walking around with toilet paper on his shoe and unable to follow simple directions for walking next to the Queen of England at a post ceremony, but the proverbial shit hit the fan when he tried and failed to operated an umbrella on the stairs of Air Force One.
“I can’t. I just can’t!” was the response from one of Trump’s former professors, who has been quoted as saying, “Trump was an insult to moron-hood”.
