Mrs. Pence Finds Stain on Mike Pence’s Blue Suit; Want Divorce

In an ironic flashback to the days of Monica Lewinsky and the Clinton impeachment hearings, Mike Pence is facing an “impeachment” of his own.

Mike’s wife, famously nicknamed “Mother” by Mike, made an unfortunate discovery while taking Mike’s suits to the cleaners. After decades of defending “Dense Pence” from rumors that stemming from his long, loving gazes at mens’ crotches caught on camera, she could not contain her rage when she found a crusty white stain on the shoulder area of a jacket.

Even worse, it was a blue suit, which would match Lewinsky’s blue dress.

“Mother” Pence is now refusing to answer questions about her husbands response when confronted with the stain, the source of the stain, or how many male suspects are involved. She also refused to respond to rumors that tubes of lipstick have been found in his pockets previously.